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Hong Kong… [[FORMSPRING?]]

Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.

You get pretty excited by CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES. You belong to a RATHER OBSCURE CULT, which foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS MINSTRELS which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET that does not exist yet. The beliefs of this cult are SOMEWHAT FROWNED UPON by those dwelling in more common lawnrings. But you don't care, you got to be going with what feels right at where your heart's up in, you know? You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL AT because your FEET DO NOT REACH THE PEDALS. You enjoy a FINE BEVERAGE, and like to do A LITTLE BAKING SOMETIMES. You've got ALL THESE HORNS all over the place, and sometimes you step on them and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF.

You like to chat a lot with your pal Karkat, who is usually pretty cranky, but he is your BEST FRIEND. You have a lot of OTHER GREAT FRIENDS who you also like a lot. Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL.

What will you do?

Apparently you're a MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH now.
honk. HONK. honk. (o:
-- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling at 9:17 --

TC: :iconhonkyeaplz:

-- terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling at  9:18 --
  • Listening to: screams.
  • Watching: EVERYONE DIE.
  • Eating: blood.
  • Drinking: YOUR BLOOD.

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KimkahMakara Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Double Pistols and a Wink :+llama: 
DarkEros Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015
Happy Birthday!:party::cake::party:
FlamingObsidian Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
69 llamas? why not ♑ llamas?
FlamingObsidian Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
are you excited for december, cuz thats when your corresponding month starts ;o)
GriffinMechanic Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Dear Gamzee,
    Please inform the general public on how to shave a shark.

Also tell us about the time Karkat got stuck in the lawnmower!
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